Jennifer is a New York-based journalist who's simultaneously starting a family with her husband Ron, and an online news publication in her neighborhood. Go ahead, question the wisdom.
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Ron:
Is this teething toy dirty?
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Me:
I don't know. Just clean it with a baby wipe.
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Ron:
No way! There are all kinds of chemicals in those wipes.
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Me:
They're safe enough to use on The Boss's ass.
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Ron:
Ass and mouth are two different things.
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Me:
No, ass and mouth are exactly the same thing.
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